Foundations of HODLing
An introduction to conviction investing. Students learn why time in the market has historically beaten timing the market, how to build a thesis worth holding, and how to sit through volatility without flinching.
A fully on-chain university devoted to the craft of investing — from your very first wallet to your last, best conviction.
The best investment you can make is in yourself.
The University of Inu was founded on a single conviction: that financial freedom is a discipline anyone can learn. Where the old academies taught theory in marble halls, UNI was chartered entirely on-chain — open to any student with a wallet and the will to do the work.
Here, the market is the classroom and conviction is the coursework. Our students study the timeless principles of investing — valuation, patience, risk and temperament — and apply them to the fastest-moving asset class in history. There are no gatekeepers and no tuition. There is only the discipline of showing up, day after day, cycle after cycle.
We do not promise our students riches. We promise them an education that compounds — the kind that pays dividends long after the charts have moved on.
One Uniswap v4 pool pairs $UNI with Berkshire (BRK·X). Hold $UNI and rewards land in BRK·X — automatically, pro-rata.
Illustrative until launch · not a security · not affiliated with Berkshire Hathaway.
Join the Class of ∞ — no transcripts, no tuition, just conviction.
Apply for admissionEvery graduate of the University of Inu moves through six schools, each devoted to a pillar of the investor’s craft.
Cycles, liquidity and how markets actually move. The foundation everything else is built upon.
Supply, emissions, incentives and mechanism design. Learn to value a token from first principles.
Read the blockchain like a ledger — wallet flows, cohort analysis, and spotting conviction before the crowd.
Fear, greed and the stories we tell ourselves. Master the one investor you can never escape: yourself.
Position sizing, drawdowns and surviving to invest another day. Offense wins games; defense wins decades.
The Chancellor’s own school. Buy wonderful assets at fair prices and let time do the heavy lifting.
A path from your first wallet to seasoned allocator. Six required courses — and a lifetime of electives.
An introduction to conviction investing. Students learn why time in the market has historically beaten timing the market, how to build a thesis worth holding, and how to sit through volatility without flinching.
A rigorous study of supply schedules, emissions, burns, vesting and incentives. By the final week, students can open any project’s documentation and judge whether its economics are built to last.
Hands-on analysis of wallets, flows and smart-money behavior. Students learn to follow capital across the chain, recognize quiet accumulation, and steer clear of projects engineered to rug.
Why brilliant people make terrible decisions. A study of fear, greed, herd behavior and cognitive bias — with a toolkit for keeping a level head while the timeline panics.
The mathematics and the mindset of not blowing up. Covers exposure, correlation, drawdown recovery, and the discipline of never risking more than you can afford to learn from.
A capstone led personally by the Chancellor. Students apply everything they have learned to build a long-term thesis and defend it before the faculty at the Annual Holder Meeting.
Every great institution follows a calendar. Ours runs from orientation to graduation — and the doors never close behind you.
The University opens its gates: launch, liquidity locked, the founding charter published, and the first thousand students enrolled.
Listings on the major registries, five thousand holders strong, the first community scholarships awarded, and campus events begin.
Exchange enrollment, faculty partnerships, and the launch of UNI Learn — a free portal of real investing lessons, on the house.
Graduation season: merch, in-person meetups and the Alumni Fund. A first class of graduates, and a whole new school year ahead.
Our grounds are open every hour of every day, in every timezone. Between lectures, students gather in the commons, debate their theses in the forums, and welcome each new class through the gates.
A worldwide student body that trades notes around the clock. There is always someone awake to think through the market with you.
Peer research, shared theses and open debate. Conviction here is earned in public and pressure-tested by classmates.
We mark the calendar together — welcoming freshmen, celebrating milestones, and turning tassels when the work is done.
No transcripts, no essays, no application fee. Becoming a student of the University of Inu takes four steps — and about five minutes.
Install Phantom, MetaMask or the wallet of your choice. Consider it your student ID card.
Add a little SOL or ETH to cover enrollment — think of it as first-semester supplies.
Head to your favorite DEX and exchange for $UNI using the official contract below.
Diamond paws only. The longer you stay enrolled, the closer you get to commencement.